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Angel boris in boa vs python2/10/2023 This is attended by our resident bad guy, a muscle bound arrogant simp named Broddick, take away the first four letters and you have an apt description. Opens with a La Luchadores battle between masked wrestlers named, appropriately enough, Boa and Python. Fantasy big snakes are ultimate killing machines. Python battle would probably just have the snakes sitting there doing nothing. Not only are these movies guilty, the older Anaconda does the same thing. These giant snake movies all seem to take place in some alternate universe where giant snakes are 50 feet long, four feet around, and movie with lightning fast speed. For what it is, it delivers the goods, we have giant monsters running amok, a cast of dispensable “cool” characters hunting it and becoming cannon fodder, nudity, and a hot babe scientist (combined with a dorky guy) who help to save the day. No mention is made of the Boa franchise, but the Python movies get a quick mention. Python is the answer to everyone’s prayers. Combiner of franchises, giver of the ultimate battle no one was craving, Boa vs. The undisputed KING of made for Sci-Fi Channel movies.
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